Brewer - "After stumpin' up a bag a sand for a leggy ol' mo'er and bungin me ol' China a monkey to give it an 'aircut, the mark's come up wiv an 'andfull of twennie pahnd notes an I've trousered a pony wivout liftin a finger. Pukka."
Viewer - "Hmm, I wonder what's on the shopping channel."
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