Coat hanger
Mole grips ( 1 x small 1 x large)
Jubilee Clips (various)
Bottle of water and a Mars bar (while waiting for AA/RAC etc*)
Swiss army knife
Survival blanket and rations (while waiting for AA/RAC etc)
Good book
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Optional Extras :
SAS Survival Handbook
Booster pack (with 250v inverter, compressor, light) with various chargers for phone / media devices so you can tweet/ blog etc
and / or tv and / or microwave.
and / or small electric kettle,
Tea, coffee, milk. Toilet roll, shovel, tent. Billy can. Various dehydrated food stuffs and / or tins of beans, Tuna, Chilli/Rice, etc
Should set you up for a couple of hours on the hard shoulder.
(or forget all the above and just ensure Ray Mears is the passenger)
or Jeremy Clarkson (could be used for bartering with local natives who possess a cannibalistic mien)
* also nylons, gum, Hershey bar, cigarettes, Zippo lighter, pack of cards, escape map, compass, harmonica, parachute silk...
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