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Originally Posted by ThatAmericanChap
Here in America, you couldn't have one. People who used it at tailgate parties would invariably try using it while the car was at speed. Bottles would fly, glass would litter the road, and eventually twenty-six different attorneys would initiate three separate class-action lawsuits on behalf of those who'd been hit by shards, those who's suffered the emotional horror of seeing others hit by shards, and those who'd seen the report on the news, and then been traumatised by thinking about it. No... in modern America, that beer shelf wouldn't do at all, and legislation would be passed against it.
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Yep, that beer shelf sure is one
dangerous styling feature.
Now, if you were to tell folks it ain't really a beer shelf at all, but a mighty fine gun rack to hold your personal protection side-arms, carbines, rifles, heavy machine guns and light anti armor rockets (all necessary for your own and the rest'o'the right thinking Western World's safety you understand), then the NRA'd pay for its lobbyists to squash those pesky class action lawsuits before you could fire a forty five at a seven eleven full of passing strangers. Yes-siree Bob, Charlton Heston didn't get to where he is today without knowing how to shoot a chimp...
Apologies in advance for any racial stereotyping you may think you see here, but America does tend to lose about 30,000 people a year to handguns. That's over five hundred a week. About eighty five people a day killed with guns. But apparently, guns aren't dangerous...