Utterly dispicable Mark. But quite funny none the less.
If you've got that much time on your hands, take a look at this just sent to me by my boss's boss.
http://www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
Warning: very frustrating and addictive - but with a bit of problem solving nous you should have it sorted in about 10 minutes. Turn sound on for the full effect.