Just skim read through the IVA inspection guide -
http://www.minimag.co.uk/files/2011/...l-May-09-1.pdf
Unfortunately there are rather a lot of areas where the Sammio wouldn't pass. Dual circuit brakes? immobiliser? brake failure warning lamp? head restraints? wire wheel spinners protruding beyond the wheel arches? fuel tank mounted above exhaust? rounded steering wheel hub? panic alarm? exhaust emissions? noise? etc, etc.
Oh boy am I glad I'm not building a Seven.