If you use steering wheel airbags for the suspension they have the added advantage that, in the case of an accident, the driver compartment is shot skywards to safety. And, with your track record, what could possibly go wrong?
Don't forget that Chris and Dan can build you a hot rod on a more suitable chassis
This question wasn't prompted in anyway by the vehicle parked outside the Tribute garage when I collected my repaired car yesterday and the model car that Chris was holding when I walked inside....