Sometimes it goes like this...

[molleur]

1) order car, write a check

2) order transmission, write a check

3) order motor, write a check

4) car completed at manufacturer, write a check

5) motor, transmission installation complete, write a check

6) call transporter carriers, write a check

7) car arrives, wife finds out about it, files for divorce, write check

[Jaguartvr]

It's obvious, he should have paid cash, untraceable and deniable.

I speak from experience.

[Car photographer]

Hmm maybe she wasn't 'the one'!

[Barber]

The "Secret Kit Car" - we all know we are going to get found out sooner or later, and how much.......

[Lucky@LeMans]

Originally Posted by molleur

1) order car, write a check

2) order transmission, write a check

3) order motor, write a check

4) car completed at manufacturer, write a check

5) motor, transmission installation complete, write a check

6) call transporter carriers, write a check

7) car arrives, wife finds out about it, files for divorce, write check

8) Get your life back

[WorldClassAccident]

Originally Posted by molleur View Post
1) order car, write a check

2) order transmission, write a check

3) order motor, write a check

4) car completed at manufacturer, write a check

5) motor, transmission installation complete, write a check

6) call transporter carriers, write a check

7) car arrives, wife finds out about it, files for divorce, write check

8) Get your life back

9) Lose everything else in the divorce settlement (except the car which she never wanted anyway)

[Lucky@LeMans]

10) Get back on your feet , put your head down for a couple of years , save some cash and move on.

[WorldClassAccident]

11) snigger as you see your ex-wife drooling over the lovely old Ferrari she has just spotted, right where you parked it

[molleur]

Originally Posted by WorldClassAccident

11) snigger as you see your ex-wife drooling over the lovely old Ferrari she has just spotted, right where you parked it

12) Then watch her run into that Ferrari with the Land Rover she got in the settlement after she see's you with your new girlfriend.

[Lucky@LeMans]

13) Consider your options , grab the phone book and call the "Equalizer" !!