why dont you just drive the car everywhere backwards?
Check out the stunt show at Disneyland Paris (not sure the BIB would approve)
Actually, this is something I'd done, on paper, with a Pug 205. Although I'd rather put the v6 from a Vectra into the rear of a Tigra, then you'd be able to show off the bugga under that great glass boot. Add wide wheel arches F and R, and instant RWD fun.